Anyway, I thought I'd try something. So one day I stood there when nobody was around, launched a voice recorder app on my phone and simply stomped my food hard.
After some cleaning and editing, I ended up with the impulses I attach here. I actually quite liked what I got!
You probably all know how to use them, but if you have questions or need advice, feel free to ask.
The stereo file is simply two stomps more or less aligned. As they are pretty decorrelated you have artificially wide stereo-image which may be nice or may not

The L and R files are supposed to be used in a proper "true stereo" reverb setup if you have software that allows it.
I have also made trimmed versions of my impulses for a shorter reverb and if you are interested, feel free to ask.
The impulses are here:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/nbyr6wbifjzbo ... s.zip?dl=0