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How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: March 27th, 2018, 2:23 pm
by nobby
Apparently, by tending bar.
Not giving every man, woman and child enough guns and ammo to supply an infantry platoon probably helps.
And remember: If a spider tries to eat you, kick it in the shins (your foot will never reach its balls) and run away.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/27/maga ... v=top-news
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: March 28th, 2018, 12:18 am
by Gronk
Have a look at Goroke on gogle street view. You can taste the dust!
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: April 28th, 2018, 3:05 pm
by DPower
Ahh, that was a fun thread back at the old place. Here's something Ricky Gervais just shared about Australia:
- Australia in a picture.
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: April 29th, 2018, 1:35 am
by Gronk
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: April 29th, 2018, 3:48 am
by Tim Halligan
Gronk wrote: ↑April 29th, 2018, 1:35 am
Awesome!
Cheers,
Tim
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: April 29th, 2018, 7:54 pm
by nobby
It'd a dingo eat shark world, to the entertainment of an Australian road rope.
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: April 30th, 2018, 5:39 pm
by John Eppstein
DPower wrote: ↑April 28th, 2018, 3:05 pm
Ahh, that was a fun thread back at the old place. Here's something Ricky Gervais just shared about Australia:
Australia.jpg
Snakes screwing?
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: May 2nd, 2018, 3:58 am
by Gronk
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: May 2nd, 2018, 1:36 pm
by weedywet
they need a solution to their carotenoid crisis
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: May 2nd, 2018, 9:19 pm
by Gronk
It's safe to feed them, as long as you never stop.
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: May 3rd, 2018, 3:40 am
by nobby
Just wait until kangaroos take up smoking.
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: May 3rd, 2018, 12:00 pm
by Gronk
Just wait until kangaroos take up smoking
and wombats clear-fell the Mountain Ash...
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: May 11th, 2018, 12:22 am
by nobby
Gronk wrote: ↑May 3rd, 2018, 12:00 pm
Just wait until kangaroos take up smoking
and wombats clear-fell the Mountain Ash...
Did I stumble across an Oz song that every 6 year old is forced to sing in class?
Just wait until kangaroos take up smoking
and wombats clear-fell the Mountain Ash...
You may think that I am only joking
But drop bears will take your tourist cash
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: May 12th, 2018, 7:22 am
by Gronk
It's the old version of our National Anthem.
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: May 12th, 2018, 8:16 pm
by John Eppstein
Speaking of drop bears, has anyone heard from Slippy recently?
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: May 13th, 2018, 3:25 am
by Tim Halligan
Yep.
He's happily ensconced in the Apple Isle.
Cheers,
Tim
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: May 13th, 2018, 4:21 am
by weedywet
"happily"?
Sure it's Tim?
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: May 13th, 2018, 1:08 pm
by Tim Halligan
He's happy.
The island...not so sure.
Cheers,
Tim
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: May 13th, 2018, 9:32 pm
by Gronk
There's a weird odour coming from that direction. Smells like roasted endangered species.
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: May 14th, 2018, 3:47 am
by weedywet
I hear he's working on that whole Koala Chlamydia thing...
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: May 14th, 2018, 3:58 am
by Gronk
In a white wine sauce?
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: May 14th, 2018, 2:52 pm
by nobby
weedywet wrote: ↑May 14th, 2018, 3:47 am
I hear he's working on that whole Koala Chlamydia thing...
Slippy is encouraging Koala bears' use of condoms and he's also working on a clean needle program so that Koalas that are addicted to heroin don't spread HIV.
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: May 23rd, 2018, 9:27 pm
by nobby
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: May 24th, 2018, 12:22 am
by Gronk
Those QLD fuckers are stupid. Everyone knows that you test the water with a backpacker first.
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: May 25th, 2018, 11:05 am
by Gronk
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: July 22nd, 2018, 2:07 am
by Gronk
Went for a drive down the Bass Hwy, and stumbled upon this ancestral home
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: July 22nd, 2018, 4:41 pm
by nobby
Ah, yes, the old band.
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: July 22nd, 2018, 4:41 pm
by nobby
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Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: August 27th, 2018, 7:22 pm
by nobby
Re: How does anyone survive in Australia?
Posted: August 27th, 2018, 9:54 pm
by Gronk
So foul and fair a day I have not seen.
